- Never Make Bacon Naked.
- Don't Eat Yellow Snow...
- It takes a big man to cry... But it takes an even Bigger man to laugh at that man.
- Don't walk naked on the beach during a full moon..
- Therapy is Expensive... Bubble Wrap is Cheap.
- Don't Play Leapfrog With a Unicorn
- An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away... So if the Doctor is Cute, Don't Eat Apples.
- Don't Go Cliff Jumping With a Man Named Cliff (To Many Cliffs)
- Always remember... you are absolutely unique... just like everyone else.
- Never Go Skinny Dipping with Snapping Turtles
- If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
- If it jiggles, it's fat.
Rules of Life
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