Rules of Life

  • Never Make Bacon Naked.
  • Don't Eat Yellow Snow... 
  • It takes a big man to cry... But it takes an even Bigger man to laugh at that man.
  • Don't walk naked on the beach during a full moon..
  • Therapy is Expensive... Bubble Wrap is Cheap.
  • Don't Play Leapfrog With a Unicorn
  • An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away... So if the Doctor is Cute, Don't Eat Apples.
  • Don't Go Cliff Jumping With a Man Named Cliff (To Many Cliffs)
  • Always remember... you are absolutely unique... just like everyone else.
  • Never Go Skinny Dipping with Snapping Turtles
  • If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
  • If it jiggles, it's fat.