Short Jokes
What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?
what?
Wheres my Tractor!?!
What is Green and has wheels?
I dunno...
Grass.. I lied about the wheels!
---Why do woman have small hands?
Um,.... not sure I want to hear what you have to say...
So they can clean the inside of cups when they do the dishes!
---Why did the Woman get hit by a Semi?
Why?
The REAL question is, What was the Semi doing in the Kitchen?!
---Why can't Helen Keller Drive?
Because she's blind and deaf?
... Because She's A Girl.
---Why are Womens minds cleaner than Mens?
No Idea...
Because they change them more often.
The Penguins
Two Penguins are Sitting in a bathtub. One Penguin Looks at the other and says, "Hey, Can you pass me the soap?" The Other Penguin Looks at Him says, "What do I Look like a type writer?"
The Penguins II
Two Penguins are Sitting on an IceBurg, when suddenly the IceBurg Split in half leaving one penguin on one half and the other on the other half. As the two halves drifted slowly apart and the Penguins relized they would never see each other again, One penguin yells to the other... "Hey! Can you Pass Me a Type Writer?!?!"
(Never Gets Old...)
Sexist Jokes
---Why do woman have small hands?
Um,.... not sure I want to hear what you have to say...
So they can clean the inside of cups when they do the dishes!
---Why did the Woman get hit by a Semi?
Why?
The REAL question is, What was the Semi doing in the Kitchen?!
---Why can't Helen Keller Drive?
Because she's blind and deaf?
... Because She's A Girl.
---Why are Womens minds cleaner than Mens?
No Idea...
Because they change them more often.
Medium Long Jokes
The Penguins
Two Penguins are Sitting in a bathtub. One Penguin Looks at the other and says, "Hey, Can you pass me the soap?" The Other Penguin Looks at Him says, "What do I Look like a type writer?"
The Penguins II
Two Penguins are Sitting on an IceBurg, when suddenly the IceBurg Split in half leaving one penguin on one half and the other on the other half. As the two halves drifted slowly apart and the Penguins relized they would never see each other again, One penguin yells to the other... "Hey! Can you Pass Me a Type Writer?!?!"
(Never Gets Old...)
